Posts tagged bro strider
Posts tagged bro strider
i just needed this on my blog.
ART NOT BY ME, it is drawn by a lovely anon here. i wish they’d say who they are / what tumblr they have, so i can stalk them and give them lovely presentslkdlmkfaslkd.
i love davesprite more than i love dave so it’s like. nooooooooooo. ;///////////////;
Full version here.
OW MY HEART)
there i go
fuck, that was too powerful
jade and bro totally go to anime conventions together and bring home souvenirs for dave
NO STOP IT YOU TWO NO
so very adorable
Kiba did you draw this???
miraclemodus and i had a long talk about striders and their capacity to learn how to sport, and eventually we determined that they are genetically predisposed to sport illiteracy
skada: (11:26:52 PM) they play volleyball … the ball drifts out to sea. davesprite is sent to retrieve it
skada: (11:27:08 PM) they are all so bad at sport
Hanz: (11:27:53 PM) “okay im the quarterback alpha dave is the first baseman and davesprite can be the goalie”
skada: (11:29:09 PM) why can’t we all be the quarterback
skada: (11:29:16 PM) i want to fuck the prom queen too, bro
skada: (11:29:20 PM) come ON
Hanz: (11:29:55 PM) okay fine we are all quarterbacks but did either of you tools remember to bring the sticks
Hanz: (11:30:05 PM) this one takes bats or sticks or something doesnt it
skada: (11:31:21 PM) no idiot thats like crickets or some shit
skada: (11:31:24 PM) grasshoppers
skada: (11:31:28 PM) australians play it
skada: (11:31:44 PM) this one you can’t touch the balls with your hands
skada: (11:32:00 PM) “haha dave you’re already disqualified”
skada: (11:32:18 PM) “there goes your love life”
skada: (11:32:51 PM) oh my god shut up youre like ectoplasmic antimatter from the waist down do you even have genitalia anymore
skada: (11:33:00 PM) like what is it you have now
skada: (11:33:02 PM) ghost cloaca
bro’s tanlines ahhhhh
I’m so gay for Fem!Dave and Sis Strider.
The Striders will bitch slap fight each other over who’s more fab
If they were to ask me that question, I’d respond with, “yes.”
“I’m not in any shape for more adventuring.
I figure this is probably my last stop.”
Holy moly, this took all day! It’s probably not even accurate lmao, who knows if davesprite and jadesprite even die on the battlefield. how do i comic.jpg Also sorry for the terribly long post :/
Alternia theme added for extra sap.
edit: ok the images better work properly now or I am going to fly off the handle