Slightly Psychic Parade

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So sometimes my sister talks and I only kind of listen.

What I got from her telling me about her history class today:

  • “And all the Christians were dying which only made them fight even harder.”
  • “Then Constantine was all like ‘Oh HELL NO.’”
  • “There were the pink Christians and the purple Christians and the polka dot Christians…”
  • “So that’s the Council of Nicea, and that’s why I fucking hate it.”
  • “Except for the Ethiopian Christians. They got left out ‘cause they were black, but it turned out okay because they’re the least annoying now.”