2: Oh, dear. I feel very strongly about a lot of things. I’m a highly opinionated person, but I guess… I feel very strongly that America needs to stop growing more corn than we know what to do with. High fructose corn syrup is in everything, and it shouldn’t be, but it is because companies want to fill you up with cheap shit to turn a profit and the government makes growing corn pretty damn cheap. They feed it to our animals for the same reasons, but those animals get sick and die because it’s so fucking bad for them, and that’s the meat we eat. I’m going to cut this short here, because I could take up another two paragraphs on environmental damage alone.
12: David Tennant, Lee Pace, James MacAvoy, Micheal Fassbender, and, oh my god, Darren Criss.
23: I miss the first dog I ever had, Nikki. He was essentially the best dog ever. I never had to use a leash, he was protective of me, listened to me, and loved me more than anything. I judge all boyfriends against him and not my father. None have come close.
26: I like my hair, it’s really shiny and healthy. I like my skin, it’s nice and soft. I like my pooch, every woman needs a pooch. I like that I’m quite intelligent, and that I’m a good listener.
I dislike my boobs, they are too big. It’s gross the way they flop around everywhere and get in the way. I dislike my height, I’m kinda on the short side. Not freakishly short, but many people tower over me and I don’t like the way it makes me feel. I dislike that I’m so lazy. I’m really smart and talented, but I sometimes feel like I’m wasting that because I’m too lazy to do anything.