February 2012
Only Best Friends... →
funniest10k:
GREET YOU LIKE:
WAVE TO YOU ACROSS THE ROOM LIKE:
DO CREEPER THINGS WITH YOU LIKE:
DANCE WITH YOU LIKE:
CHILL OUT WITH YOU LIKE:
EAT WITH YOU LIKE:
SING WITH YOU LIKE:
BE EMOTIONAL WITH YOU LIKE:
AND BE SOMEWHAT LOVING LIKE:
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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thatquirkychick replied to your photo: Problem: It’s cold and I’m too fucking lazy for a…
I demand to see a tv show featuring a mexican viking now
Same.
The main character can cover double the racist stereotypes! Mustaches and horned helmets for everyone!
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http://dreamcreek.tumblr.com/post/18424267760 →
mumbling-mice:
forrome:
thebygone:
ameliaelizabeth:
Petition: Stop Spike TV from looting our collective past
I’m serious guys, this is really fucking important.
Archaeological sites can only be dug up once. They want to go in with metal detectors, locate ‘treasure’,…
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So sometimes my sister talks and I only kind of...
What I got from her telling me about her history class today:
“And all the Christians were dying which only made them fight even harder.”
“Then Constantine was all like ‘Oh HELL NO.’”
“There were the pink Christians and the purple Christians and the polka dot Christians…”
“So that’s the Council of Nicea, and that’s why I...
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viele-eifersucht:
Guys can you imagine next year at the Oscars, when the Hobbit just fucking destroys everything in its path and wins everything, there will be Martin Freeman standing in the wreckage.
And with eyes aflame he will look into the camera, raise the statue triumphantly and scream
‘FUCK YOU I WON AN OSCAR’
And in the corner Leonardo DiCaprio will weep bitter tears and rock back and...
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Where's Finnick? Odair he is.
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“People are so fucking dumb. Nobody reads anymore, nobody goes out and looks and...”
– David Bowie (via 379684)
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“Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from...”
– The Boy Who Lived Forever | Time Magazine (via gypsy-sunday)
This is probably the best, non-judgmental description of fan fiction I’ve ever heard of in main stream media.
(via raeseddon)
I will forever reblog this.
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